Teemings #19 : It's Alive!!!

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Featured Article

"The Worm or the Spaghetti?"
by CalMeacham

True Life Adventures

"'Twas the Stroke Before Christmas"
by blinkie

"The World of Tomorrow"
by Marley23

Humor

"Harry Potter and the Soft Machine"
by carnivorousplant

"The Report from Potter's Point: January"
by VernWinterbottom

Fiction

"Upcross"
by brujaja

Best of the Boards

"A Memorable First Date"
by Tibbytoes

Toons

Toons by Chef troy

by Troy Smith

Art

Hell is Green
"Hell is Green"
by brujaja

Featured Article

"The Worm or the Spaghetti?" by CalMeacham

While watching the classic comedy Young Frankenstein, CalMeacham was struck by a bit of dialogue referring to Darwin. Just another Mel Brooks non sequitur? Not at all.

True Life Adventures

"'Twas the Stroke Before Christmas" by blinkie

blinkie is one of the newer members of the SDMB. He found his way to the Boards when someone asked about Locked In Syndrome following her brother’s stroke. It’s a topic he knows something about, since he’s been living with the syndrome since a 2001 stroke. blinkie (whose sense of humor is obvious in his choice of user name) patiently answered the dozens of pertinent and impertinent questions we had for him about living with Locked In Syndrome.

One of those questions, obviously, was “what happened to you?” — and it turns out that the answer to that is rather a long story, especially the way blinkie tells it. We’re pleased to be able to run his story in teemings, and have the first installment here.

"The World of Tomorrow" by Marley23

Marley23’s younger brother was in high school when he was diagnosed as having a chordoma, a rare type of brain tumor. The experience has had a profound effect on the whole family — even his iron-willed mother.

Humor

"Harry Potter and the Soft Machine" by Carnivorousplant

Harry gazed complacently out the train window. It was a relief to spend the school year at Hogwarts. Relief from the games Aunt Petunia played under the stairs with her hairbrush, relief from Dudley’s hazing, and relief from the other muggles. [more ...]

"The Report from Potter's Point: January" by VernWinterbottom

Well, not an awful lot went on in Potter’s Point last month, except for the holiday discussions about who might be running for political office in the spring. Such talk usually arises when there are social gatherings that include both freely flowing intoxicating beverages and large turkeys. [more ...]

Fiction

"Upcross" by brujaja

Throughout the first half of the 21st century, the phrase “astral projection” was the nearly exclusive province of hippies, mystics, and various New-Age types. The theory went that you could leave your body, most commonly while sleeping, and travel (on Earth or on the astral plane) in spirit form. Some spoke of being able to do this consciously; at will, with practice. Tibetan monks were said to be adept at such travels, and there are many related accounts that may very well be true. However, if astral projection had always been available to some, it can also be said that it was not available to many. At some point, this situation was destined to change: as the art and science of computing evolved, increasingly sophisticated feats were achieved and wonderments produced. [more ...]

Best of the Boards

"A Memorable First Date" by Tibbytoes

One of the things Dopers do very well is tell stories. If you ask about, say, bad first dates, you'll get some doozies, like this contribution from Tibbytoes.

Regular Columns

"Words About Words" by samclem

The SDMB’s favorite word maven, samclem, will be writing a column for each issue. He's starting with that pesky strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street. Some call it the Devil’s Strip; others, well, others don’t.

"The 'Word' on Music" by WordMan

Habitués of Café Society know that WordMan is both opinionated and knowledgeable when it comes to the guitar. He’ll use his teemings column to highlight some lesser-known musicians, albums, and genres. First up: his take on blues great T-Bone Walker.

"Human Rights Issues in the News" by Arnold Winkleried

Longtime Doper Arnold Winkleried is also a longtime member of Amnesty International. He'll be writing a regular column on human rights issues around the world, starting with the appalling levels of maternal mortality in Sierra Leone. Learn about the problem, and learn what you can do to help.

"The Restless Consumer" by Just Ed

Inspired by an xkcd strip, Just Ed proposed an ongoing column for teemings that would be consist of product reviews “conjoined with a certain reflection of the impact, value, or significance of such products.” The first installment looks at something we all struggle with: productivity.

Editorial Staff

Editor-in-Chief: Judy Weightman
Assistant Editor: Misnomer
Webmaster: Patrick Malone
Consigliere: Gary Weingarden

Columns

"Words About Words"
by samclem

"The 'Word' on Music"
by WordMan

"Human Rights Issues in the News"
by Arnold Winkleried

"The Restless Consumer"
by Just Ed

Letters

Poetry

  • "Sonnet"
    • by Malleus, Incus, Stapes!
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