Adam's Lament
by NoClueBoy
i take the apple given me
and proceed to take a bite
i had to do something with it
it was given me by my wife
that rib that became a woman
has caused a lot of pain
i can't say having a complement
is really such a gain
you can't take her fishing
she thinks the worms are icky
but she'll put her tongue on mine
and lick warm and sticky
her voice is different
smooth and high
and sometimes for no reason
she just starts to cry
her shape is different, too
(i must admit, that i like)
but i wish instead of woman
God had brought to me a bike!
or a boat
or some shoes
or...