Not by the Hair of my Chinny-Chin-Chin
by Cal Meacham
When I think about how much things have changed over
the past two hundred years trying to place myself in John Adams
shoes, or contemplating what time travel would really be like I am
struck by ho much things have changed in that relatively short stretch of
time. Im not talking about the obvious technical improvements (computers,
electricity, internal combustion engine), or about more fundamental ideas
(evolution, abolition of slavery), but about how so many of the things we
take as cultural background simply werent there.
The monsters and bogeys that we conjure up in our stories,
for instance, are all surprisingly new. There were stories and traditions
of vampires going back quite a long time, but The Vampire As We Know him
developed in the nineteenth century, the faux-ancient traditions
coagulating around the literary image kicked off by John Polidoris
The Vampire (1816). Polidori gave us the Titled Vampire (who
probably bore a lot of the traits of Polidoris friend and companion,
Lord Byron). Writers through that century added bits of lore or ignored others,
until Bram Stoker established many of the rules in his landmark
Dracula, actually making a lot of them up himself. The point is that
Ben Franklin might have recognized a vampire as a ort of
blood-sucking ghost, but the idea that this thing slept all day in a coffin
of his native earth, bore no reflection in a mirror, and was dispatched by
a stake through its heart would probably not be familiar to him.
Similarly, our ideas about Mad Scientists Creating Life
in the Lab had to await Mary Shelleys 1818 publication of
Frankenstein (and, again, much of the imagery and lore surrounding
that Creature was created much later, in plays and films). Re-animated mummies
first appeared in Jane Webbs 1827 novel The Mummy! And in Edgar
Allen Poes satiric Some Words With a Mummy (1845). Our current
image of the Werewolf as a half-man/half-wolf creature unwillingly transformed
by a full moon and killed by a silver bullet is entirely a creation of the
cinema. And so on.
Perhaps these dont surprise you. Well, consider
this: Goldilocks and the Three Bears didnt assume the form
were all familiar with until 1918. That was the year that Flora Annie
Steel gave the heroine her name. The basic story first appeared in print
in Robert Southeys book The Doctor in 1837. Its suspected
that Southey wasnt copying an old folk tale, but cobbled together bits
from other stories to concoct a tale about an old woman, a vagrant, who breaks
into a house inhabited by three brother bears. It took thirteen years to
metamorphose into a story about little girl, and two more years for the bears
to become a family of Mama Papa, and Baby.
And then, consider the case of The Three Little
Pigs. The useful Annotated Classic Fairy Tales (annotated by
Maria Tatar, 2002) prints the earliest definitive version of
each tale, and its telling that the definitive version of The Three
Little Pigs comes from Joseph Jacobs 1898 book English Fairy
Tales. It is supposed to be based on an earlier version in James Orchard
Halliwells Nursery Rhymes and Nursery Tales, but I note that
the on-line copy of the fourth edition
(http://www.presscom.co.uk/halli_1.html)
does not include the story. This is very surprising. I would have been sure
that The Three Little Pigs had deep roots, but it, too, seems to be a recent
construct. As Tatar notes, there are suspicious similarities between TTLP
and a story recounted by the Brothers Grimm, The Wolf and the Seven
Young Kids. In that story, too, the titular animals are eaten by the
Wolf, although in that case its because they didnt take their
mothers advice. One bit of evidence that supports the connection is
the familiar refrain not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.
Goats have hair on their chins. Pigs, except for a few scraggly outliers,
dont.
In the story as told by Jacobs (and, presumably, Halliwell),
three brother pigs set out to seek their fortune in the world. The first
sees a man carrying straw, and asks him for some, from which he built
a house. The second saw a man carrying some furze (scraggly bushes), and
asks the man for some of it, from which he built his house. The third encountered
a man carrying bricks. He asked for some of the bricks, from which he built
his house.
Let me just note, at this point, that these are, or were,
all house-building materials. Straw doesnt sound very likely, but a
search of the internet reveals several sites about building homes from bales
of straw (for instance,
http://www.eere.energy.gov/EE/strawhouse/house-of-straw.html)
But even before baled hay was used for houses, straw houses were being built
by careful weaving and bundling. Theres an example of one of these
in Salem, Massachusetts, at Salem Pioneer Village. The village was built
in the 1930s, and is still standing. There are reconstructions of many of
the houses built by the earliest settlers, from what are little more than
holes in the earth to timbered frame houses. One of the striking examples
is a house built entirely of straw. The house looks snug and cozy, fully
protected from winter drafts, with proper door and fireplace (but no windows).
There used to be two such houses there, but one of them caught fire
a bigger hazard than wolves.
Furze was apparently also construction material, especially
by those of limited means. In American editions this gets changed to
sticks, but the idea is the same.
A wolf comes along and knocks on the door of the fist
pigs house. We all know how this goes, because the rhymes are the same
ones we grew up with.
Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
This the wolf does, of course, after which he eats up
the first pig. I confess to some surprise here, although I probably
shouldnt. The version thats told today pretties this up by having
the first pig run to the furze/stick house of his brother, where the performance
is repeated. But in the earliest version, the first pig gets eaten. I thought
at first that we owed this bit of Bowdlerization to Disney, but it turns
out to predate the Silly Symphony cartoon. Andrew Lang has the pigs survive
in his re-telling of the story.
And, of course, I have to point out that straw houses
are pretty resistant to winds far in excess of wolf-gale force. The one in
Salem has been standing against New England winter winds for some seventy
years.
After eating the pig in the Straw House, the Wolf moves
on to the pig in the furze house and goes through the actions again. Once
again, the house gets blown down and the pig eaten. Again, furze doesnt
sound like the ideal building material to us modern city dwellers and
suburbanites, but Ill bet that to those who had no other stuff, furze
could be woven into a pretty solid and snug house.
Finally, of course, the wolf goes o the house with the
third pig living in his House of Bricks. The same dialogue ensues, but
Well , he huffed and he puffed, and he huffed and he
puffed, and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down.
But the wolf is resourceful, and he tells the pig that
he knows where theres a field of turnips and makes an appointment to
go with the pig to the field at six oclock the next morning. The pig
gets up at five oclock, goes to the field, and picks all the turnips.
When the wolf comes by at 6 AM, the pig is snug in his house with the turnips
and refuses to come out. (To me, its a little surprising that there
were turnips there at all youd think that the wolf would simply
have made them up.)
The wolf still intends to get the pig, so he tells him
where to get apples. They agree to meet the next day at five. The pig, of
course, gets up at four and picks all the apples (which, again, really are
there). The wolf gets there at the appointed time, apparently not having
learned a thing, and misses the pig again. So he makes another
appointment to go to the fair with the pig. Again, the pig goes an hour early,
and the clueless Wolf is cheated again.
Finally, exasperated, he decides to climb in through
the pigs chimney. The pig puts on a pot of water in the fireplace and
gets it boiling by the time the wolf gets there. The wolf falls into the
pot and is cooked, and the pig eats him for dinner. In all the versions
Ive read, the wolf gets a superheated tail and runs away, never to
bother the pigs, but thats the cleaned-up animal-friendly twentieth
century version, where the two other pigs live.
Modern tellings, as I note, clean the story up. They
also eliminate the three times the third pig gets the better of the wolf,
probably because the incident seems so out-of-place. Certainly those incidents
didnt show up in the Disney cartoon.
The Silly Symphony The Three Little Pigs
was released in 1933, and was a big hit.
(http://disneyshorts.toonzone.net/years/1933/threelittlepigs1.html)
A full color cartoon with its memorable song Whos Afraid of the
Big Bad Wolf? must have stood out against the black-and-white movies
of the era. Its lighthearted song was seen, say many critics, as an antidote
to the Depression. It was so popular that it spawned three sequels, and The
Three Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf (and, later, his apparent son Lil Wolf)
appeared in Disney comics.
Disneys cartoon not only perpetuated the version
in which no one not even the wolf dies, it also transformed
the story. In the cartoon, the first two pigs are shown as too lazy and easygoing
to build substantial housing. Theyd rather dance and play. The third
pig is called Practical Pig, and he goes to the extra time and effort to
build a tough house. His brothers learn the error of their ways when the
wolf blows down their cheap housing. Theres not a trace of this in
the original story (and building a house of straw or furze is not a quick,
cheap solution). In the story, the material they build their houses of is
the luck of the draw the pigs ask the first person they
see. The Disney studios transformed the story into a little morality play,
strongly resembling their 1934 cartoon, The Grasshopper and the Ants
(http://disneyshorts.toonzone.net/years/1934/grasshopperandtheants.html).
Bibliography
1.)The Annotated Classic Fairy Tales Edited with
an introduction by Maria Tatar. W.W. Norton and Co., 2002. A god book, but
it has two flaws: a.) There arent anywhere near enough annotations;
b.) Although they went to the trouble of getting classic illustrations (by
people like Arthur Rackham), and reproducing them in color, theyre
the size of postage stamps! You need a magnifying glass to see them.
2.)An on-line annotated Fairy Tales. But The Three Pigs
doesnt have any annotations yet.
http://www.surlalunefairytales.com/threepigs/
3.)Interesting on-line site about The Three Pigs
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0124.html
4.)Eutys Encyclopedia of Disney Shorts, the essential
reference:
http://disneyshorts.toonzone.net
5.)Halliwells book on-line complete 1846 edition.
But it doesnt have The Three Little Pigs:
http://www.presscom.co.uk/halli_1.html
6.)One of a great many websites on Straw Houses. (Sorry,
I couldnt find any with pictures of the one in Salem):
http://www.eere.energy.gov/EE/strawhouse/house-of-straw.html
Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.
Then Ill huff, and Ill puff, and Ill blow your house
in.