Whistler's Mother
by Girl Next Door
James K. Whistler knew what she was going to say before
she finished descending the staircase.
Jim, its over. This needs to end.
This wasnt the first time shed tried to talk
him out of it.
Sarah, weve been over this a thousand times.
Nobody wins races by quitting them.
He saw her blue eyes fill with tears, and it moved him
now as it always had.
Sarah, he said, coming up behind her and putting
his arms around her. I have a mandate from the people. They want me
to be their next President.
She took his hands from her waist and pushed them off.
Stop it! You dont touch me like that! And for Gods sake,
stop calling me by my first name!
Sarah
James began, until he saw her eyes
flash in that all-too-familiar way. Uhm
Mom. I cant withdraw
from the race. Too many people are counting on me.
She put her hand to her mouth and started to cry then.
Even in the dim light of the basement James could see her housecoat shaking.
The poor thing. The stress of this campaign was clearly getting to her. He
swept aside the weeks worth of newspapers that were piled on the sofa
- Those damn editors thought they were so clever by not including him in
their editorials - and sat her down on a dusty cushion.
Aww, dont cry darling. Well pull through
this together, James held her in his arms and spoke in soothing tones.
This is the hard part. It will all get easier after the election.
James rummaged around in his pajama-shirt pocket and handed the weeping old
woman a tissue. You know, he said, his eyes focused on the spring
sticking out of the sofa cushion, when we get to the White House,
well have all new furniture.
Her scream echoed around the musty walls, bouncing off
the washer and dryer and hitting the chest freezer. I have the goddamn
Secret Service calling me every day, Jimmy! They want me to put you in a
goddamn hospital, do you understand? I cant even go to the beauty parlor
any more. None of the women will speak to me! Youve turned us into
freaks, James Whistler! I want this to stop NOW.
James had closed his eyes and was rocking back and forth
on the sofa. His breath was loud and labored. Beads of sweat appeared on
his forehead. He inhaled deeply, and when he opened his eyes to look at her
he was all smiles and peace.
I have to work on my speech for the Knights of Columbus,
Sarah. Let me know when Tim Russert is on. My campaign manager says our campaign
is going to be their topic.
Shoulders hunched and head bowed, the old woman climbed
back up the stairs.