Editorial Introduction by David Bloomberg
Editorial Introduction by Patrick Malone
"Prisoners of Conscience" by Arnold Winkleried
"The Toddler Reality Distortion Field" by Chef Troy
"Tastes Like Chicken" by Rastahomie
"The Teletubbies of the Apocalypse" by Silent Rob
"Watch Out for Falling Anvils" by Cal Meacham
"Too Many Authors" by Carnivorousplant
"Murphy's Law" by Ruffian
"Flushing the Brain" by Byzantine
"Father's Day" by Eutychus
"What I Did During Summer Vacation" by Mr Know It All
"Like Water" by Democritus
"Market" by Pricciar
"Gale" by Gadarene
Outro by Eutychus