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Agent Aragorn Gulder propped his feet upon his desk
and sighed. He fiddled with a pencil for a moment, before
swiveling around in his chair and staring thoughtfully
at his favorite poster- a large picture of a flaming
volcano, with the words, "I WANT TO BELIEVE" printed
in large yellow letters. His thoughts were inerupted
by the click of his office door opening. He turned around
to see his partner- Agent Arwen Starry- enter the room.
"What now, Gulder?" Were the first words out of her
mouth. He grinned, and stood up.
"We may have actually found proof of the Sauron's existance!"
He exclaimed, pointing to the poster. "I got an email
today from a man who named himself as the Pipe-Smoking
Man, that said he has found a strange town that harbors
the secret!"
"Gulder," Starry sighed. "We've been over this already.
There's no scientific way that a Sauron could exist.
I highly doubt one stole your sister-"
"Abducted." Gulder corrected.
"Abducted, then. And what proof do you have that this
Pipe-Smoking Man is for real?"
"Director Elrond, and A.D. Glorfindel both seem to think
it's important." Gulder said with a smirk. "The Lone
Hunter's are on their way already."
"You just had to call them, didn't you? Do you have
any idea how annoying those three can be? Gimli Frohike's
constantly sending me flowers, Legolas Langly never
stops talking about those ridiculous Mirkwood Card Games
he plays, and Boromir Byers is just too darn informative!"
A knock on the door startled both of the Agents, and
A.D. Glorfindel stuck his head in the door.
"You two, upstairs, now. Four little men with some type
of computer chip are upstairs, demanding to see the
Pipe-Smoking Man. Elrond wants you on it." Gulder shot
Starry a smirk, and grabbed his jacket.
"Come on, Starry. Can't keep dear old daddy waiting."