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JR:Welcome,everybody,to RAW!I'm Jim Ross,and
with me at ringside is Jerry "The King" Lawler...King,tonight's
main event is a war in every sense of the word...
KING:You said it,JR!The last time Frodo Baggins and
Gollum were in the same ring,they almost tore the arena
apart!I'm still trying to get the bloodstains out of
my jacket!
JR:And with Sauron back in the locker room,you can
count on a lot of double-crossing and double-dealing
to be going on tonight...