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The Weakest Link

by Homer J

Anne: Sam, what is kingsfoil?

Sam: thats a weed

Anne: Aragon,..

Aragon: BANK!

Anne: Times up, i cant complete that question. Well, Fellowship, in that round you banked a measly 300. Who is standing firm, and whose falling under the dark lord's spell? Vote now

V/C: Statiscally Aragon is the strongest link, saying Frodo on numerous occasions, and having the chance to unite the forces of men. Boromir is the weakest link, seeking to take the ring by force. But how will the Fellowship vote.

Frodo: Boromir

Sam: Boromir

Gimili: Legolas

Legolas: Gimil

Aragon: Boromir

Boromir: Aragon

Merry: Boromir

Pippin Boromir

Anne: So, Gimli, why Legolas

Gimli: i just fell hes letting us down, and he missed an easy shot in Moria.

Anne: not exactly prolific yourself, hmm.

Gimil: well i....

Anne: ENOUGH!, Frodo why Boromir

Frodo: well he keeps trying to attack me.

Anne: and you haven't been putting the ring on have you?

Frodo: well thats different...

Anne: hmmm, always an excuse. Well boromir with 5 votes you are the weakest link, goodbye. You must fight Lurtz. On to round 3!