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Last week on Fellowship Island: The seemingly unshakable Hobbit Alliance sealed the fate of bossy Gandalf at the Elven Council. Voted out 7-2, the wily wizard was thrown off the Bridge of Khazad Dhum with a Balrog.
Stay tuned for the excitement this week...
Frodo: I think it's clear we have to vote for Gimli. He's been shirking his share of the chores, and I don't think he's ever fished before, no matter what he claims.
Sam: I'm with Master Frodo. I think the Dwarf's got it in for you, Pippin. He's got the elf on a short leash, but we may be able to swing the Men to us.
Pippen: Drat, if only I didn't already have that vote against me from Fatty Bolger, even a tie would be ok.
Merry: Shhh!! here comes Elf-boy.
Legolas: Greetings my friends... I just wanted to let you know that it may be in your best interest to vote for Boromir. I've seen him looking rather greedily at the Immunity Ring. Gimli and I are thinking he's too strong to keep around. Again, just letting you know...
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Saruman: "That's 2 votes Pippin, 4 votes Boromir.... The next vote is: Boromir. Boromir, the Fellowship has spoken. Kill him, my fighting Uruk-hai!"
Next week: The surviving members of the fellowship are split into three tribes and sent to seperate campsites in the south. How will they react in close quarters when tensions run high?