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Right folks! I’m standin’ in Middle Earth on the ridge over-lookin’ the gates to Moria. Today I’m gonna be lookin’ at some of the species that liv’ inside of Moria. Now I don’t need to go into Moria today, because for some reason there seems to be a lot of activity and it looks as many of the inhabitants are migrating through the gates so we can take a looksee at a few without goin’ into Moria. Lookey ‘ere over the ridge. Ya see ‘em right there? These are some prime specimens of Orcs. Now to tell the truth, even though they look very similar, these aren’t actually Orcs. These creatures ‘ere are ‘Ooh-roo-kai’. You can tell this because if they were Orcs, they would not be running around in the daylight. Normally Orcs are nocturnal and only come out at night time to hunt, but these ‘ere have ‘ad some help in their evolution by Saruman, so now they can run around in the day. Now, look over there at that Uruk-hai’s ear. You can see that the top of the ear is not round like mine, but is kinda pointed. This is because Uruk-hai’s were originally descended from elves. Now hold on while we get closer for a prop’er look. This ‘ere Uruk-hai at the front, this is a chief of one of Saruman’s horde. Now I’m not gonna touch ‘im, cause ‘e could get nasty, instead I’m gonna use this sword layin’ on the ground ‘ere to point - so I’m not in direct contact. You can tell that e’s one of Saruman’s horde by this white hand that e’s got painted on his forehead. Ooh! This is a feisty one! Look at that, e’ took a swing at me. Notice the hand print on ‘is forehead is upside down. This probably means that another Uruk-hai stood over ‘im and put it on ‘im while ‘e was kneeling. Whoa there, easy lad! They put this hand on the Uruk-hai after they ‘ave beee*Slow gurgling*…