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Star Trek

by Ghost of Ann Landers

"Dammit Aragorn, I'm a dwarf, not a marathon runner."

"That much is obvious, Gimli, or the Captain and I would not have been waiting here for you to arrive."

"Why, you blond-haired, pointy-eared Elf --"

"That's enough, both of you. Somewhere -- out there -- is a band of Uruk-hai that's holding two of our friends, and I intend to find them. Gimli, you'll just have to run faster. Let's move."

"If dwarves were meant for running, we'd have been born with longer legs."

"For once, Gimli, your logic is impeccable."