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"What are they Spockolas?" Captain James Baggins of the starship Partyprize asked, staring at the image of the 9 wraithships pursuing them on the screen.
"They're life, but not as we know it," Spockolas replied in his cold emotionless voice.
Captain Baggins gritted his teeth in frustration. Ever since he'd found the ring on Shire Beta 6 (known to the locals as Bag End) the wraith ships had been following them.
"Recommendations gentelmen?" the Captain spat out.
"Don't ask me Jim, I'm a Dwarf not a prophet," Dr. "Bones" McGimli repiled.
"I'd advise we head for Eriador Alpha 7," Spockolas replied.
"The planet known as Rivendell? Why?" the Captain asked.
"My father Selrond* lives there. He's an expert on ancient artifacts."
"So be it. Mr Sulubuck, set course for Eriador Alpha 7."
"Aye Captain," Sulubuck replied.
Captain Baggins activated the intercom. "Bridge to Engineering, Merrty we need warp 9.9 and we need it now."
"I'm givin' you all the power we've got, Cap'n," Merrty repied in his thick Tookish accent.
"I need more power Merrty," the Captain gritted.
"Och, my poor wee bairns," Merrty lamented
Coming soon: Star Trek: The Next Ring
* Yeah, I know Elrond wasn't Legolas's father, so sue me.