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Sponge Bob Square Pants

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gandalf: arrrre ya ready kids?

hobbits: aye aye, gandalf!

gandalf: i cant hear you!!

hobbits: aye-aye, gandalf!!!!

gandalf: okaay...
whoooooooooooooooooooooooo
lives in a hobbit hole out in the shire?

hobbits: frodo baggins!

gandalf: so furry and short and freaky is he...

hobbits: frodo baggins!

gandalf: if seeing much bish-iness is what you wish,

hobbits: frodo baggins!

gandalf: then go watch the movies and drool like a fish!

hobbits: frodo baggins!

all: frooodooo baaagginss, frooodoo baaagggggiiiinnnnnss, froodoooooo
baagiinnnns, froodoooooo baaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!