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Frodo Baggins...a Hobbit barely alive...
Gentlemen,we can rebuild him...we have the wizardry....we
can make him better than he was before...better....stronger....faster.
(Cue clip of Frodo running at super speed across Mordor
and pitching the ring into Mount Doom.)
The Six Thousand Gold Piece Hobbit