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The Simpsons

by Fish42

Frodo suddenly reappeared, bleeding from the hand.

Gollum triumphantly cried, "Hmmmm...hobbit finger with ring of power garnish."

But as he danced in victory, Gollum slipped and fell into the pit of fire. The Cracks of Doom echoed with his last despairing cry of "D'oh!"