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Scene: a purple foam fellow standing in a fake castle, wearing fangs and a cape. Looks down. Sees something shiny on the ground.
Count: One! One ring! Ah! Ah! Ah! ... Vell, zat is not much to count....
Slips ring on finger. Dissappears. Takes ring off finger, reappears. Sounds of hoofbeats. Zoom out. As Count counts, riders come on screen, form semi-circle around Count, making a nice stage picture.
Count: One! One Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Two! Two Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Three! Three Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Four! Four Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Five! Five Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Six! Six Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Seven! Seven Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Eight! Eight Nazgul! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Nine! Nine Nagul! Ah! Ah! Ah! Nine Nazgul
Nazgul draw swords. Point at count. Fade out to the sound of battle.
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