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Wow, look we're nearly at the spooky haunted 'Mount Doom'
Merry - Hey look its my uncle
Uncle - Hi kids, im glad your here, theres rumours that the old spooky ghost of 'Sauron' is roaming the hills
Sam and Ben the pony - Sauron, like yikes
Frodo - sounds to me like a mystery to be solved
Pippin and Merry - YEAH
Frodo - look a clue, hmm a blue pointy hat, i wonder whose it is
Gandalf - i think you'll find thats mine little hobbit
Hobbits - Wow hi Gandalf, what are you doing here
Gandalf - oh erm, well i heard about Sauron, so I came to help *looks about shiftily*
Ben and Sam - Say gandalf have you got any lembas snacks?
Gandalf - dont you two think of anything else?!
Merry - look whats that?
Frodo - looks like Sauron, hey and where did Gandalf go? Sauron must have taken him, thats the only possible explanation.
Frodo - have a look at this gang, and old map to the most expensive plots in mordor, all recently sold to one Uncle Took.
Merry - but why would my uncle want plots in Mordor? - it doesn;lt make sense ..... Uncle why are you buying plots in mordor?
Uncle - erm, well to help out a friend
Merry - if your really my uncle, whats your real name?
Uncle - ermm, ahhh rumbled
Frodo - get him
HOBBITS POUNCE ON FAKE UNCLE AND TIE HIM UP
Frodo - now to see who you really are
REMOVES MASK
Everyone - WHY ITS GANDALF
Gandalf - i would have gotten away with it as well if it wasn;t for you meddling hobbits!!!!
Frodo - you see Gandalf made up the mystery about Sauron to scare everyone off, then he arranged for us to come here so we could confirm the mystery, but really he had disposed of Sauron and was turning Mordor in to prime real estate with waterfrontage on the Isen.
Merry - hey wheres ben and Sam
Sam and Ben - well we might as well eat the farmer maggots crop now! --sam - wise - ga- GEEE