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"Today I'm gonna show you how to destroy a ring of power.Now
what you wanna do isget yourself a nice solid pair of
hiking boots,like I'm wearing right now,'cause you're
gonna need 'em climbing up and down Middle Earth,you
know what I mean?All right,then,now to deal with those
pesky Orcs,you're gonna want to bring along a good sharp
dagger or sword so you can run 'em through...and stay
away from that Sauron guy,'cause he's a couple pages
short of a spellboook,if you get my drift.
OK,when you get to Mount Doom,and it's time to toss
the ring into the molten lava,what you should do is
use a nice easy sidearm motion,because if you do what
most guys do in this situation and throw overhand you're
gonna dislocate your shoulder something fierce,and that
ain't a good situation to be in,brother,let me tell
ya..."