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Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls as Gandalf
Scene the Bridge at Khazad Dun.
The Balrog comes clumping out. Mojo Gandalf stands in the center of the bridge staff raised.
“You shall not pass! You will come no further. Your advancement shall halt right here for I shall stop you. All forward movement will cease immediately. Behind me is the other side, which you will not get to, for I will prevent it. You will try to use fire against me but it will not work for I, Mojo Gandalf, have come prepared with anti dark fire devices. The fire will fail, go out, and otherwise be completely ineffective. I shall not be burned for the fire will not work.”
The Balrog brings the sword down and Mojo brings up the shield completely shattering the sword.
“Ha, ha, ha! Did I not tell you fire would not work? Your fire is utterly useless! It has shattered, exploded, scattered into a million pieces. Pieces which you shall not put back together for many of them have landed behind me and you shall not be able to get behind me for you cannot come any further!”
Balrog takes one step forward. “Do you not get it? You’ve lost! Give up! For I Mojo Gandalf will not let you advance. Backwards is the only direction of movement allowed for I, Mojo Gandalf, will not tolerate any more forward advancing!”
Balrog takes another step forward.
“Very well. You have forced me to use my ultimate weapon! Behold Mojo Gandalf’s Ultimate Plan for the Prevention of Balrog Advancing!”
Mojo brings down his staff on the bridge which crumbles sending the Balrog tumbling into the Abyss. Mojo looks down laughing.
“Mojo Gandalf has defeated you! I have won! I have prevented the forward movement as I said I would. When people ask who has defeated the Balrog, the answer will be, Mo-Jo...”
Whip snakes out and catches Mojo pulling him into the pit. Echoing up from the chasm the fellowship hears,
“Cur-ses!”