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LOTR meets Pinky and The Brain

by amy attorney

(with Saruman as The Brain and Grima Wormtongue as Pinky)

Grima: "So, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?"

Saruman: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD...."

Grima (blandly): "Oh, all right. Brain.... So, I guess having that King Theodin guy under our complete control will come in handy then, eh?"

Saruman (not sure he's heard him right): "Who?"

Grima: "King Theodin." *points*

Saruman: "He's under our control, you say, Pinky?" *evil smile*

Grima: "Well, I think so, Brain. While you were sleeping, I used some of that dusty stuff you were using on those cute female Orcs last week..."

Saruman (quickly): "We don't need to talk about THAT, Pinky."

Grima: "Oh. well, all right then, Brain...anyway, I had him get me some cheese, and he did it. So I think he's under our control."

Saruman (rubs his hands together): "Excellent, Pinky! If we control Rohan, we control the horses. Nothing will stop us!"

Grima: "Oh, well, except for the Fellowship of the Ring."

Saruman (wearily, tired of finding out he doesn't know what Pinky's talking about): "The who?"

Grima: "No, Brain, The Who were an English rock group. The Fellowship of the Ring."

Saruman (getting frustrated): "I KNOW who The Who were, Pinky."

Grima: "Oh...then why'd you ask, Brain?"

Saruman (getting an idea): "Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Grima: "I think so, Brain, but I've tried and TRIED to get Eowyn to like me and she's just not biting."

Saruman: "No, Pinky. If we can get King Theodin to convince the Fellowship of the Ring that he's on THEIR side, when really we control him...we can gain control of the Fellowship, AND THEN WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

Grima: "Oh, okay, Brain... Except for Mordor."

Saruman: "No, Pinky, with the Ring, we would even control Mordor! No one could stop us!"

Grima: "If you say so, Brain. Personally, I think this is going to be just like the time you went on Jeopardy, but ok"