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Aragorn—sing to the tune of Dennis Moore
Aragorn, Aragorn, riding 'cross the Shire
Aragorn, Aragron , there they call him Strider
He likes to kill Orcs And smoke a long pipe
Aragorn, Aragorn, Now where's he gone?
Aragorn, Aragorn in the inn at Bree
Aragorn, Aragorn, a hobbit on his knee
He likes to drink beer And pinch Arwen's rear
Though not Gilgalad, not half bad, don't get him mad.
Aragorn, Aragorn smells of athelas
Aragorn, Aragorn, been to Belfalas
He has a broken sword!
It's useless at the ford.
Dunadan, Dunadan, dumb again.
Aragorn, Aragorn, doesn't want the ring
Aragorn, Aragorn, but can he be a king?
Does he have the balls
To knock on Sauron's walls?
Like Isildur, Maybe Boromir, more like Butterbur