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As sung by a bunch of men, all called "Baggins".
Ohhhhhhhhhh - Sauron made a ring and played
At being most unstable
Pippin, Merry, (Buckleberry ferry!)
Could drink you under th' table
Frodo and Sam had to scram
To Mordor, fast as able
And Gollum spied with his eyes so wide
They caught all things but Cable.
There was nothing anywhere that was missed by Mithrandir...
Except for a Balrog and a whiplash far too near..
Aragorn had not yet sworn
to be the king of Gondor
Boromir I heard (I swear)
Blowing his horn yonder
Legolas and his elvish ***
Could run so very nimbly
But none could halm or ruffle his calm
Half as much as Gimli
But Mithrandir himself is particularly missed
The Balrog's kinda friendly, but a bugger when he's pissed!