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It was a well known fact that Bilbo Baggins had gotten
his ring from someone. He had claimed from some ugly
toad of a creature gave it to him, but everyone knew
that it was really made of cheap metal that turned your
finger green. Well, it did that but it also had very
evil powers. After while of having the ring, Bilbo gave
it to Frodo and made off to some place with fancy elves.
Frodo often stared at the ring, poked it an then put
it up. After awhile, Gandalf came with fireworks. Two
nosy hobbits set some on fire and got blown up. Merry
and Pippen lived. Gandalf visited Frodo and saw the
ring.
"Ah..Let me see that ring Frodo'h!" Gandalf turned Frodo's
name into an exclamation as he smacked his head on the
low ceiling.
"Err..Here you are."
Gandalf rubbed his head and looked over the ring.
"This is a very evil ring." He said at last."
"Why?"
"Because it was made by Sauron."
"Why?"
"Because he wanted to talk over Middle Earth."
"Why?"
"Because...I don't know."
"Why?"
"Because I don't!"
"Why?"
"OH SHUT UP!"
"Yes sir." Said the cowering Hobbit.
Gandalf turned and left shortly thereafter. Frodo looked
down at the ring, it's evil was already taking ahold
of him. He was becomming gassy.