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Life got you down, Mrs.Bggins?
<sings>
Just re...member that you're flying, on an Eagle, where
is Smeagol?
He's fallen in a bubbling pit of fire.
Your returning, from the burning,
Pits of Mordor, to the border,
Just in time for the Scouring of the Shire.
The hobbit you can see, your faithful friend, good ol'
Gamgee
Reminds you how you got into this thing,
"It all started back at Rivendell, why did you volunteer,
To join this damn Fellowship of the Ring!
The Fellowship itself, comprised a wizard and a dwarf,
With four hobbits, two brave men, and just one elf.
They were nine members strong,
When they left Elrond
But now it's down to you and me, myself.
As we made our way to Mordor, chased by Balrog and the
orcs,
They kept coming at us each and every day,
And then they were joined by armies made of thousands
and thouands,
Of the hill-men and the dreaded Uruk-Hai."
<musical interlude>
</musical interlude>
The power of the Shadow, keeps on expanding and expanding,
The Eye can see across a thousand leagues.
As fast as Shadowfax,
When he's making tracks,
Over sixty leagues a day and that's the fastest steed
there is.
So remember when you're feeling, like the burden is
too great
Just what this Quest and the One Ring is worth,
And pray that there's some Valar living in the Havens
Grey
Beause there's bugger all, here in Middle-Earth!
</sings>
"So, cans I havess your finger then?"
<shrugs>"Yeah, alright."