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Mission Impossible

by furryman

"Your mission Frodo, should you decide to accept it: is to take this ring of power, infitrate Sauron's fortress and throw it in the Crack of oom. This Palintir will self destruct in 10 seconds."
PALINTIR EXPLODES IN CLOUD OF SMOKE.
CUT TO FRODO STUDYING IMF FILES:
Gandalf: Occupation: Wizard. Approximate Age: 3000. Special Skills: Fireworks...