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(Our scene opens on the plains of Rohan. The William
Tll Overture comes to an end, and we see two horses
with riders approaching. They draw near, and we see
that one is wearing a pointy hat....)
Gandalf: So, Tonto, what do you think?
Legolas: (mutters) Stop calling me 'Tonto', Gandalf.
(peers into the distance). I can see them. They're coming
this way.
Gandalf: (nod) All right, we'd best report that to the
Sherriff.
Legolas: Yes, 'Kemosabe' (rolls his eyes).
(They turn their horses and ride toward a small town.
Cut to Sherriff's office, where Sheriff Aragor has his
feet up on his desk)
Aragorn: I spose I'd best make my rounds.
(the door opens and Gandalf and Legolas enter)
Gandalf: Sheriff, the Nazgul gang are coming this way.
Aragorn (alarmed look): The Nazgul gang? I heard they
tore up Gondor pretty bad....
Legolas: They ride fast.
Gandalf: You might want to warn the townfolk, Sheriff...Whatever
the Nazgul gang wants, it won't be pretty when they
get here.
Aragorn (resolved nod): I'll take care of it.
(Gandalf and Legolas leave. Deputy Boromir comes out
of the cellblock in the back just as they exit.
Boromir: Hey...who was that pointy-hatted man?
Aragorn: You know....I don't know....
(fade to a shot of the plains, Gandalf and Legolas riding...Gandalf
stops on a bluff, looking into the distance; Legolas
continues on)
Announcer: Will the Nazgul gang sweep through the town,
or has the warning saved the day? Find out next week
when The Lone Wizard returns....
(Gandalf's horse rears up)
Gandalf: Hi-ho Shadowfax...away!
(fade out)