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"Richard,who is that dreadful little pale man skulking
about our rose bushes and why does he keep talking about
jewelry?"
"I think he said his name was Gollum,Hyacinth.The ring's
supposed to be some sort of family heirloom...."
"Well,tell him to come back later!Mrs.Barker-Finch will
be here any minute!"