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The Tuesday Morning Hobbit

by v00izs00k

Naturally of course, the Tuesday Morning Hobbit didn't catch last night's siege of Helm's Deep. Why? Well, because due to a lack of government regulations, the siege was only availble on DirectTV. Now, the TMH would love to have DirectTV, why he wouldn't miss a single fight. Sadly the TMH is stuck in the Shire, where it seems that no dish provider has ever, or will ever, visit. So the TMH is stuck with watching local grass growing competition down near Bag End. Luckily, the TMH has friends in high places, and he was later able to catch the whole she-bang.

Either way, onward we go!

Sweet Play No. 1: Aragon throwing Gimli. Two against dozens, but what better way to throw off your opponent's gameplan then take the fight to them.

Cheerleader of the Week: Got to love that Lady Arwen. Sure she can't fight and is nothing but a daddy's girl...but man she is definetly the TMH Cheerbabe of the Week.

Sweet Play No. 2: Legolas mounting a horse on the run. Now the TMH certianly doesn't play 'that' kind of ball, but you have to admit the little hook and reel was a sight for sore eyes.

Stop Me Before I Blitz Again! To the-orcs-that-aren't-really-orcs of Mordia. With 14:13 left in the seige, they had numbers advantage on Helm's (caution: may contain fighting humans) Deep who were facing a 4th and long. Sit back and let the humans implode...and the game is over. It's a blitz! Aragon and company easily break out of the throne room, and the route is on. Ye Gods.

Stats of the Week: Team Helm's (caution: may contain fighting humans) Deep, despite being out-manned and out-gunned, still managed to pull of the upset victory 9,192-473.

What's he got in his pocketses?: Nothing! There is nothing in his pocketses!

This Week's Challenge: The White City vs the Leigons of Mordia! Propose your everlasting Haikus here. Cleverness and originality will probably be rewarded, though not necessarily, as the final decision will be completely arbitrary.