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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tiny town,
that Bilbo had just slipped.
The hobbit was a hobbit not a man,
the wizard brave and sure.
Three people set off that day,
to thwart the Dark Lord, thwart the Dark Lord………
The Nazgul started getting rough,
the tiny group was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Ring would be lost; the Ring would be lost.
The group took ground on the shore of this Lorien elven wood,
with Frodo, Strider too,
Tom Bombadil, and Legolas,
Sam Gamgee, Gimli, Boromir Merry and Pippin,
here on Gilligan's Isle.
So this is the tale of our fellowship,
they'll fight a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The hobbit and the wizard too,
will do their very best,
to make the others live right through,
this horrid Sauron pest.
No food, no drink, no sex at all,
not a single luxury.
Like the Cracks of Doom,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each year my friend,
you're sure to get a grin.
From Peter Jackson's telling,
Of the Lord of the Rings.