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*Peter Baggins and Lois Gamgee are hiking up Mt. Doom.
Lois has a pack with pans, while Peter is carrying a
grille on his back, and of course the Ring*
Peter: Oh man, this is so heavy
Lois: You should've left that grille behind! I tried
to tell you there's nothing to barbeque here.
Peter: No, I mean this ring. This stupid thing gets
heavier and heavier every day. Why did I get stuck with
this crappy quest?
Lois: It's your destiny, Peter. You have to fulfill
it. You can't let Sauron get to it.
Peter: I know, I know. Sometimes I wonder how this big
and powerful Sauron guy could be so careless and lose
a ring.
*sudden flashback*
*Sauron takes a tray out of an oven, with the Ring on
it*
Sauron: Ah, finally, my Ring of Power is done!
*suddenly Einstein runs in, slams Sauron's head on the
oven door repeatedly, grabs the Ring and runs off*
*end flashback*
Lois: Look Peter, the crack of doom!
Peter: Heheheheheh. That's still funny everytime I hear
it.
*suddenly Stewie lands onto Peter's face*
Stewie: Give me the Ring! Give it to me, you stupid
fat hobbit!
*Lois grabs Stewie*
Lois: No no Stewie. The Ring is not a toy. *she sets
Stewie down* Now go run along and have fun.
Stewie: Damn you and your verticle advantage! Nevertheless,
I will get that Ring, and both of you will be dead!
Do you hear me? Dead! *runs off*
*they walk towards the crater*
Peter: Finally, let's just get this over with.
*Peter stands next to the crater*
Peter: So, um, what am I supposed to do again?
Lois: Throw the Ring in the fire!
Peter: Won't that, um, burn it?
Lois: Yes! That's the point!
Peter: We came all this way to destroy it? That can't
be right. I mean look at this thing. I'm sure it'd look
great on you.
Lois: No! Get it away from me! Just toss it into the
lava!
Peter: Well all right..
*suddenly Peter is hit by a ray blast*
Peter: I...I will not come here what I have come to
do. The Ring is....his.
*Peter drops the Ring into Stewie's hand*
Stewie: Ha ha! At last! My Hypo-Ray worked! *holds up
the Ring* Oh my precious Ring. Victory is mine! Now
go home, you simpletons!
Lois: Stewie, stay away from the edge!
*Peter turns around, and the grille on his back knocks
Stewie over the edge*
Stewie: Daaaaaaamn yoooooooou!
*huge explosion*
Peter: Holy crap! Um...oops?