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Commentator #1 And the teams are coming out for the second half and the Fellowship really has to come up with something here, right Bob? Espescially since Boromirs injury seems to have sidelined him for the rest of the game.
Commentator #2 Yes, exactly right there Niel. They should throw their game plan out the window. They're looking at third down and forever and they need to come up with some answers.
Commentator #1 They can't cough it up here. I mean if they loose the Ring here the rout is on, right Bob? I mean, obviously, the final score is the only statistic that matters, right?
Commentator #2 Absolutely Niel, turnovers will be the key here. Remember that in the end off the day the team with possession of the Ring is the team which will be leaving the field as winners. And since their offense has been sputtering all day you need to play tight and not make any mistakes at this point.
Commentator #1 Gimli seems confident and has stated in the half time that he’ll bekilling a lot off opponents today. But he’s up for a tough task dontcha think Bob?
Commentator #2 Yes. I couldn't agree with you more Niel. Sauron plays in-your-face defense and Middle Earth is always a tough place to play.
Commentator #1 Aaaaand we’re off! Wow, look at that! Great fake play by Aragon. The defenders are keying off on him and Frodo is going right down the side line without a defender near him.
Commentator #2 That was a blown coverage there by the Nazguls. At this point they need to prevent the big play and stay in their deep zones.
Commentator #1 Looks like we've got some extra-curricular activity on the field. Gullom is covering Sam and Frodo like a blanket. I believe that’s a penalty, isn’t it Bob?
Commentator #2 You’re right there Niel. The refs really should call that one. OUCH! Looks like we've got a player shaken up. Sauroman got blindsided! That really cleaned his clock. He's slow getting up.
Commentator #1 He really got his bell rung there. We hate to speculate on the injury... but it looks as if he might have broken his wand.
Commentator #2 In any case he’ll feel that one on Monday, Niel. I hope it’s not to bad. Sauron can ill-afford to lose him at this point.
Commentator #1 Right, well Frodo is coming out a new player this half. If he only could get close to the goal line we got a new game on our hands. Right Bob?
Commentator #2 Right you are Niel. This is really what the game needs. You really gotto hand it to Gandalf. He’s coaching the socks off Sauron at this point.
Commentator #1 We’re going down to the sidelines were Leslie has gotten hold of Mr. Balrog who was at the loosing end off last weeks upset. Over to you Leslie .