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Johny Carson. :"What about that Suron? Is he a nut or
what? I head that in Mordor it's so dark..."
How Dark Is It?
"It's so dark in Mordor that even if he had a hand Suron
still couldn't see it in front of his Great Big Eye!"
Ed McMan "You are correct sir! Huh Huh Huh!
Johny: “They say those Hobbits are something else too.
They say in the Shire all Hobbits do all day is eat,
drink and sleep. With Qualifications like that they
could run for Congress.”
“Now the Nazgul have me a little worried. Scary fellows.
I saw one yesterday giving an L.A. Cop a hard time.”
“And is that Arwyn a babe or what? I tell you, I almost
called Leonard Nemoy and asked to borrow his Mr. Spock
Costume just to get the ears.”
“And you never see Arwyn’s mother in Rivendell either.
Judging my the look on Elrond’s face she got the better
of the divorce.”
“But I kid the elves. I love the elves. How can you
not love someone that remembers Dick Clark in Diapers?”
“We have a great show for you tonight. Tom Bombadill
is here with his new book, and we have a brand new comedian
with us tonight. Gimli, son of Gloin, so stick around.”
Classic golf swing and cut to commercial.