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“Oh no! Xando!!”
Buffagorn looked down at where Sam was cradling Xando’s head in… He hadn’t realised
it up ‘till now, but Sam was in fact a girl… So it was ‘her’ lap.
“Don’t worry Sam!” Buffagorn rested his hand on his new friend’s shoulder. He
had met the Hobbits, or the ‘Scooby gang’ as they liked to be called, at the
Prancing Pony in Bree. He was still having trouble with accepting his destiny,
not to mention his Girlfriend… “He’ll be fine. I know someone… Angelwen Evenstar…
She’s an Elf and her father’s magic can heal Xando.”
Sam sniffed loudly and wiped away a tear. “Really?”
“Sure.”
Off on the other side of the clearing, the other two scoobies were sitting,
feeling a little left out of the action. Cordeliadoc – known as Cordy – was
busy attending to her nails, while the final member, Peregrine Osbourne (A rocker
hobbit going by the stagename of Poz) was tuning his Lute. Cordy sighed.
“This is Sooo lame… I mean, Xando gets a tiny scratch from those Nazgul dorks
and the next thing you know Sam is hanging all over him. That just sucks… Aren’t
you jealous and stuff?”
Poz looked up from his Lute tuning and glanced over at Sam, sniffing over Xando’s
still form.
“No.”
Cordy huffed and went back her nails.
Buffagorn lifted his head, scenting something on the wind.
“Ah! Finally!”
There was a sudden burst of light and a beautiful woman rode into the clearing,
she was wearing black leather from head to toe and had a look of bleak, despairing
darkness splashed across her brilliant features. As she swung down from the
saddle, Buffagorn ran to her and threw his arms around her slight shoulders.
She responded by tilting her head up to kiss him.
“Buff…”
“Angelwen… I know I swore I’d never call you but…”
“Buff… You know we can never be together… My immortality and my father… Not
to mention my race mean that we can never be together… But I can’t get you out
of my heart! Oh Buffagorn!”
“Oh Angelwen!”
Continuing our Joss Whedon season…
Lord of the Rings – ReWritten by Joss Whedon (No. 2 – Firefly)
“Gorramit!!”
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This series’ ratings are too low and, as such, it has been cancelled – The Fox
Executives.
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