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Peter: Mom always said, it's always fun until somebody
loses a finger....
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Alice: Gee, Sam, how'd you become a butcher, anyway?
Sam: Well, Alice, that's a long story. I used to be
a gardener, see....
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Carol: Mike...I think maybe we should have the doctor
look at Bobby's feet... I thought he was running around
the backyard in his socks yesterday, but it turned out
to just be hair!
Mike: Oh, I wouldn't worry about it, honey...probably
just a phase that kids go through (pats her hand).
Carol: I suppose you're right, Mike (she still looks
worried).
Mike: Tell you what, honey, if you're really worried,
I'll take Bobby tomorrow, on the way to look at the
new construction site.
Carol: Oh, the one where you're having to chop down
all the trees?
Mike: Yes...I don't really agree with it, but Mr. Saruman
insisted that they just blocked his view...