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Come listen to the story of a dude named Bilbo
A poor shire Hobbit barely kept himself in dough
Then one day he was trolling with his Sting
When down on the ground he saw a beautiful ring
Gold, that is, pure evil, invisibility
Well the next thing you know Bilbo’s a millionaire
Kin folks said “hey, get away from here!”
They said with the Elves is the place you ought to dwell
So he packed up his stuff and he moved to Rivendell
Elrond’s, that is, elven vixens and human kings
The Beverly Hobbitons!