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Well, let me tell the story 'bout a hobbit named Fro'
Who found an evil ring, Gandalf said it had to go
"Fro', land o' Mordor is the place for rings like these!"
So Fro' grabbed his servant Sam, and he headed for the east...
Orodruin, that is... Mount Doom... Cracks o' fire...
Well, first thing ya know, ol' Boromir lost his head
Tried to take Fro's ring and ended up shot dead
Gollum's guidin' Fro' and Sam, while their friends ride off to war
And together they're a-seekin for a way to Mor-dor
Y'all count your fingers, now, y'hear!?!?