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Butthead: There's like, these big dudes with swords
and stuff and this chick with long hair but she never
gets naked, and this old guy that used to be like dead
or something, and there's this little ugly dude kinda
like you, Beavis, he's almost naked but you can't see
his *****, and there's all these trees that like, walk
and stuff....
They never score.
Beavis: I'd like to have that magic ring though. Then
I could get like, invisible and stuff, and I'd sneak
in that chick's bedroom and watch her get naked or something.
That would be cool!
Butthead: She's smell you and then she'd kick your ass.
You're never gonna score, Beavis. You're too much of
a buttmonkey.
Beavis: Then I could watch her, like take a bath or
something. I could like get in the bathtub with her.
Then I'd be like, all clean and stuff and she wouldn't
smell me and I'd score. I'd tell her I look like that
legless dude or something. The one with all those arrows
nd stuff. Arrows are cool.
Butthead: You're stupid, Beavis.