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West Coast Rapper

by Apollo Almond

I swore to Gandolf that I would follow Frodo,
We walked around abit, cause to Mordar we had to go
To destroy the ring,
the magical thing,
and dark creatures it would bring.
We got to an inn, and met Aragorn
Frodo got scared, shuddered like a new born
He putthe ring on
soon he was gone
Aragorn got us a room, because he is the man
((man prononced in a jamaican accent))
The bunch of stuff happened, we're now in books on your shelves
Next thing we knew we were talking to elves
We formed a fellowship of nine,
we were feeling mighty fine,
I would keep going but I am out of time.
West Shire!