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On the twelfth age of Middle Earth, the Dark Lord sent
to me:
Twelve orcs a-slicing,
Eleven elfs a-shooting,
Ten dwarves a-choppng,
Nine wraiths a-shrieking,
Eight ents a-stomping,
Seven wizards duelling,
Six rangers bonking,
Five gold rings!
Four hairy hobbits,
Three Balrogs,
Two (schizo) Gollums,
And some "precious" package, COD.