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I’ve known a few wraiths who thougth they were pretty bad
But I guess you take the price when it comes to that
You think you’re a With King, you drive me up the wall
You’re a regular original scare-’em-all
Oh-oh you think you’re special
Oh-oh you think you’re something else
So you are one of the Nine
That don’t impress me much
I think you’re cool, but have you got the touch
Now don’t get me worng, living death is all rigth
But it can’t keep me warm in the middle-earth nigths
That don’t impress me much
You’re one of those guys who likes to draw out his sword
Claiming by rigth of birth that you’re Gondors High Lord
I can’t believe you kiss that blade goodnigth
Come on baby tell me you must be joking, rigth?
Oh-oh you think you’re special
Oh-oh you think you’re something else
So you’ve got Narsil reforged
That don’t impress me much
I think you’re cool, but have you got the touch
Now don’t get me wrong, being king is all rigth
But that won’t keep me warm in the Middle-earth nigths
That don’t impress me much
I never knew a halfling who carried the One Ring in his pocket
And the on a chain –just in case
I guess you’re just to damn well scared that you may go drop it
’cause Eru forbid it should land the wrong place
Oh-oh you think you’re special
Oh-oh you think you’re something else
So you’re the Ringbearer
That don’t impress me much
I think you’re cool, but have you got the touch
Now don’t get me wrong, small-size men are all rigth
But that won’t keep me warm in the long, cold lonely nigths
That don’t impress me much
(dumdidumdidum etc.)
Waddaya think you’re Sauron or something?
That don’t impress me muuuuuch.......