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Sauron-Man, Sauron-Man
Wants to rule all of Middle-Earth-Land
He makes a ring for his evil plan
Sauron-Man
Is he a man, or is he an eye?
When he swings his club all the armies die.
Do you think he's a happy guy?
Nobody knows
Sauron-Man.
Isildur-Man, Isildur-Man
Cut the ring from Sauron's hand
They have a fight, Isildur wins,
Isildur-Man.
Frodo-Man, Frodo-Man
Taking the ring back to Mordor-Land
Hiding out from Saru-Man
Frodo-Man
He's got a friend with a fying pan
A gaffer-man
And Galadriel's Sand.
Who came up with Samwise-Man?
Has to be
Tolkien-Man
Aragorn-Man, Aragorn-Man
Gonna be king of Gondor-Land
But only if he gets rid of Sauron-Man
Aragorn Man
Friends with a Dwarf
And also an Elf
Picked up the broken sword off the shelf
Doesn't always believe in himself
Ranger-Man,
Aragorn-Man
Sauron-Man, Sauron-Man
Sauron-Man hates Aragorn-Man
They have a fight
Aragorn wins
Aragorn-Man.