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"Stuck in Ol' Mordor with You"

by mocroidh

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared that the Eye's gonna stare,
And I just got out of Shelob's Lair.
Orcs to the left of me, Nazgul to the right,
Here I am, stuck in ol' Mordor with you.

Yes, I'm stuck in ol' Mordor with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep on bearing this ring,
And I'm so tired I can't finish this thing.
Orcs to the left of me, Nazgul to the right,
Here I am, stuck in ol' Mordor with you.

Well, we started out for Rivendell and
Things didn't go so very well, no.
And now Gollum he comes crawling,
Tries to grab the ring and says
Precioussssssss, preciousssssss...

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see it makes no sense at all.
Can I make it? Well, I hope and I pray,
That at Mount Doom I'll throw it away.
Orcs to the left of me, Nazgul to the right,
Here I am, stuck in ol' Mordor with you.

Well, we started out from the Shire,
Now the flames are getting higher, man.
And the Fellowship is broken, and
I wish that I was smoking
Pipeweeeeed, pipweeeeeeed...

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared that the Eye's gonna stare,
And I just got out of Shelob's Lair.
Orcs to the left of me, Nazgul to the rght,
Here I am, stuck in ol' Mordor with you.
Yes, I'm stuck in ol' Mordor with you.
Stuck in ol' Mordor with you...