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"Siq"
"I can't go to Mordor today."
Said young hobbit Frodo Baggins.
"I have not eaten breakfast yet,
look over there, see the plates set."
"This Hornblower weed needs smoking,
sitting here I planned on toking."
"I have to drain a keg of mead,
I have supper guests I must feed."
"The hair on my feet I must trim.
Who? Sauron... haven't heard of him."
"The midday nap is almost here,
of bed and pillow I'm quite dear."
"I strolled about just yesterday.
Think, what would Lobelia say?"
"Who will keep dear Sam in the straight?
I think today I'll oil the gate."
"What's that? What's that you say?
You say the Nazgul are on the way?
G'bye, I'm leaving the Shire today!"