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My name Frodo Baggins and this Ring is my thing. It
Wants to bind the bearer and in the Darkness bring it.
No hammer, no chisel can even ding it.
Sauron forged it so he could Emperor Ming it.
Isildur cut it off and he shouda fling it
But he tried to take it home and big-time king it
He dissed on the Orcs who had a way to ping it
It showed him in the river so their arrows zing it
Now Elves are so they smart and they like to sing it
They all natural but they ain’t no Tlingit.
Dwarves got the gold but they can’t bling-bling it.
Men got the swords but they can’t Badda-a-bing it.
Ain’t noone find it then, it’s a missing thing. It
Only us hobbits find a way to cling it.
Now Sauron gotta plan but the Nazgul wing it
And Gollum sees my neck and he wants to wring it
And Shelob bite my ass but Sam he Sting it
Now it’s the Crack of Doom, I say It’s Time To Ring It!
***** Aaaaahhh!