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"To Mr. Frodo, my Employer"

by Kolya son of Kili son of Thror

Well, I tried before to tell him,
that that ring would likely fell him,
in Mor-dor

And before I know what's happ'nin
that Gandalf says "you go with him"
to Mor-do-o-or

That errant little ring he has is magic
He disappears when e're he puts it on
and even though our life from now s tragic
it'll be immortalized in song

Black riders have been hounding
for the thousand cake-less days since we first left
And we haven't even made it
to the Prancing Pony Ale-House
ye-e-e-t

But that errant little ring he has is magic
He disappears when e're he puts it on
Even though our life from now is tragic
it'll be immortalized in song

I resolve to run back home
a thousand times a day
Ask Rose Cotton if she'll marry me
and return to bailing hay...

But it's then my conscience gets me
'Cause I'm bound to Mr. Frodo
and I know Gandalf would hate me
Must I always
bite the
bone

That errant little ring he has is magic
he disappears when e're he puts it on
and even though our life from now is tragic
it'll be immortalized in song

That errant little ring he has is magic
Maybe one dark day I'll put it on
Save my master from all that is tragic,
go back to the Shire, plant somecorn

That errant little ring he has is magic...