What if "The Lord of the Rings" had been written by Oingo Boingo

Nasty Hobbits

by InTransit

Here's something to think about
Where would we be without nasty hobbits, nasty hobbits
Makes me want to dance and shout
Life would be so grand without nasty hobbits, nasty hobbits
All those naughty little beings that we don't discuss publicly
Nasty hobbits, nasty hobbits
Answer my riddles, tell me your name, answer my riddles

Does it please you to employ little elves or little dwarves
Nasty hobbits, nasty hobbits
Do you like to steal and wear our ring when we're away
Without the Ring what do I care
Do you peek at Precious on the chain around your neck
Nasty hobbits, nasty hobbits
Tell me your riddles that no one should hear
Whisper them softly into my ear we won't tell, we won't tell