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Well he's a ring bearer, if ya know what I mean
The way the Nazgul flock to him, well ya should have
seen
The guy yeah, he's got style and it's plain to see
He's best dressed in a mithril vest and he's only 3-foot-3
Too bad he split up with Strider
Off to Mordor, can't let nothing stall 'em
He'd better keep that ring off
And keep a pretty close eye on Gollum
He knows when orcs are around thanks to his sword, Sting
It glows blue and he knows to go hide and protect the
Ring
All he has to eat is lambas and the water's not the
freshest
Still he pushes to go on to Mt. Doom and cast in the
precious
Too bad he split up with Strider
Off to Mordor, can't let nothing stall 'em
He'd better keep that ring off
And keep a pretty close eye on Gollum
Ring bearer
Ring bearer
Ring bearer
Ring bearer, yeah