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I wanna climb the stairs inside the Tower of Black.
I want the Ring to be gone, and never coming back.
And when we’ve gone through Mordor we’ll be making tracks
To the Shire For Breakfast.
We’re on a really long path, running to Helm’s Deep.
And where we’re really going, no one gives a –beep-.
But if we hold together we can make a leap
To the Shire For Breakfast.
On! To the Shire For Breakfast.
I feel the calling of the Ring in my soul tonight.
May it always fade away!
‘Cuz I’ve decided I can live without the Ring.
To the Cracks of Doom, I say!
There’s always Gollum’s way.
We keep Sauron away in everything we do,
And at the end of the line, he still keeps coming through.
And though it’s sad and sorry, what else can we do?
We’re at the Shire for breakfast!
And I want tea with dinner…