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Gandalf I know you're going to be upset
Cause I was always your little hobbit
But you should know by know,
that I'm not a baby.
I use to play with your beard so long
And your approval made me feel strong
Maybe you don't think I can play the part
but I know what I'm saying
The Ring you warned Bilbo all about
The one you said Middle Earth could do without
We're in an awful mess
and I don't mean maybe...
Pleaaaaaase...
The Fellowship broke
I don't know if I can cope
The Fellowship broke
And only Sam's givin' me hope
But I made up my mind, IIIIIIIII'm saving the M. E.
[Middle earth]
I'm gonna save M. E.
Sauron seems like he can see me
And his ringwraiths are like a scary family
Maybe I can hide alright
But it's a sacrifice
People from Gondor keep telling me to give it up
saying they've got a use for tearin' shit up
What I need right now
Is some good pipe-weed
Pleaaaaase...
The Fellowship broke
I don't know if I can cope
The Fellowship broke
And only Sam's givin' me hope
But I made up my mind, IIIIIIIII'm saving the M. E.
I'm gonna save M. E.
Smeagol Smeagol, if Gandalf could only see
Just how twisted you can be
He'd spank my Hobbit ass right now
'cause you are my guide... you are my guide
Don't you give up on me Sammy, I know I'm going crazy...