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It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
This Ring is so heavy and I just wanna hide
I ain't got no mushrooms but boy if I did
I'd make some nice stew with them, before I quit
If I was more braver, but the again no
Well, I'd told that bossy elf I'd not go, oh way no!
But Gandalf he saw that I just couldn't resist
And had I not volunteered, boy he'd get pissed
And now I tell everybody, this ain't my ring
It may hang around my neck, but I sure won't cling
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind if I toss it away
I'll give it to Sauron and have a nice day!
But then I sat won'drin 'bout what Sauron'd do
He'd bring orcs and his darkness and much pain, oh yes its true
So I guess I won't give this ring to him after all
Sure don't want to be the cause why Arda falls
So excuse me if I just swallow this ring
When I have eaten it then Sauron can't do a thing
Anyway the thing is, it tastes quite well
And within my bowels, its safe as in hell!